WORLD F***NG DOMINATION, THAT’S WHAT.
“Do I make you….nervous, Nicholas?
Shortly after this photo, Andrew Zimmern disappeared.
He was never seen again.
“Oh this? This is only a cutting-edge take on the modern cocktail. Right, Sous-tender?”
Sous: (snorts) IN-DEED, BOSSSSSS!
Both: MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
“I’ve stolen the rare Ghanian Desert Squab and I’m going to pan-sear it with a cherry reduction! MWAHAHAHAHA!”