Grant Achatz looks like a supervillain.

I mean, when you really think about it..

(By the by, if you haven't figured it out, this is a joke. Achatz is the Bo Jackson of high-end cuisine and should respected as such.)

(We're serious about the Bo Jackson reference, btw. Ask him to break a baseball bat over his knee.)
WORLD F***NG DOMINATION, THAT’S WHAT.

WORLD F***NG DOMINATION, THAT’S WHAT.

“Do I make you….nervous, Nicholas?

“Do I make you….nervous, Nicholas?

Shortly after this photo, Andrew Zimmern disappeared.
He was never seen again.

Shortly after this photo, Andrew Zimmern disappeared.

He was never seen again.

“Oh this? This is only a cutting-edge take on the modern cocktail. Right, Sous-tender?”

Sous: (snorts) IN-DEED, BOSSSSSS!

Both: MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

“I’ve stolen the rare Ghanian Desert Squab and I’m going to pan-sear it with a cherry reduction! MWAHAHAHAHA!”

“I’ve stolen the rare Ghanian Desert Squab and I’m going to pan-sear it with a cherry reduction! MWAHAHAHAHA!